Posted 9 hours ago

This made me spit out my milk all over my car just before work started oh my god

Posted 9 hours ago
jitterbugjive:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

endermisha:

eyjoey:

meijimie:

jackie-the-artist:

ultrafacts:

set-phasers-to-gay:

j-to-rule-the-world:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Click HERE to follow Ultrafacts

Well somebody finally gets it!

Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.



…. OR
Heres an idea!
Go to bed at a reasonable hour.
Jfc our ancestors beat up bears and dinosaurs at the crack of dawn, and you lot are whining about “SCHOOLS UNFAIR  CHANGE LESSON TIMES”


Alright buddy i’m gonna need you to sit the fuck down because i’m gonna lay some shit on you. I’m sure you had a great time in high school or college since you had the nerve to tell everybody to go to bed at a reasonable time. I don’t know if you’ve ever thought about it like this but maybe the reason why we don’t go to bed at a reasonable hour is because we can’t? WOW SHOCKING I KNOW. 
Now I don’t know what high school was like for everyone else but for me it was fucking hell. During my senior year in high school i had over 3 hours worth of homework everyday. I get off school at 8 pm because of after school extra classes. I get home at around 9:30 and shower and it’s already 11. Well better do my homework if I want to pass this class!!! Time sure does fly when I do homework because wow it’s 3 am already. Time to finally sleep because wow humans need to sleep to have a healthy mind???? And then DING it’s 6am better wake up for school to start this routine all over again for the next 10 months. Over the span of my high school life I had over 10 emotional break downs and depression because of school. Shocking right? School can actually make some people sad and angry.
How the fuck would you feel if you were crammed in a classroom with over 40 students learning the same thing except you couldn’t understand shit so you had to study extra hard and spend more time on your homework than everyone else? Terrible right. Not everybody breezed thru school like you did. 
School is different for everybody and everybody’s stress levels are different. Some schools give a fuck ton of homework while some don’t. Some people had fun in school and some didn’t. And I don’t know if you’ve ever thought about it like this but some people actually work after school. Wow students making a living to support their family that’s fucking crazy I didn’t even know that was possible. And don’t even get me started on AP students.
“Jfc our ancestors beat up bears and dinosaurs at the crack of dawn,” Are you seriously comparing us to our ancestors which we had nothing to do with? WHO GIVES A SHIT. DID THEY HAVE OVER 8 HOURS OF SCHOOL? NO. DID THEY HAVE THE STRESS OF NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO FOR YOUR FUTURE? PROBABLY. BUT IT DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT WE WORKED HARDER THAN THEM, WE HAVE A TOUGHER LIFE, ADULTS EXPECT US TO AMOUNT TO SOMETHING BUT WILL WE? WE DON’T KNOW. WE HAVE MORE STRESS ON OUR MINDS THAN A PSYCHOPATH WITH A MENTAL DISORDER. AND YET WE’RE STILL LIVING, BREATHING AND WORKING HARD SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GOING TO BED AT A REASONABLE HOUR BECAUSE WE FUCKING CAN’T.

HOLY SHIT THANK YOUthank you SO MUCH //applause

ALSO DINOSAURS WERE LONG EXTINCT BEFORE HUMANS EXSISTED

"our ancestors beat up dinosaurs at the crack of dawn" lol ok

Just gonna add that being a chronic insomniac+school was HELL.

jitterbugjive:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

endermisha:

eyjoey:

meijimie:

jackie-the-artist:

ultrafacts:

set-phasers-to-gay:

j-to-rule-the-world:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Click HERE to follow Ultrafacts

Well somebody finally gets it!

Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.

…. OR

Heres an idea!

Go to bed at a reasonable hour.

Jfc our ancestors beat up bears and dinosaurs at the crack of dawn, and you lot are whining about “SCHOOLS UNFAIR  CHANGE LESSON TIMES”

Alright buddy i’m gonna need you to sit the fuck down because i’m gonna lay some shit on you. I’m sure you had a great time in high school or college since you had the nerve to tell everybody to go to bed at a reasonable time. I don’t know if you’ve ever thought about it like this but maybe the reason why we don’t go to bed at a reasonable hour is because we can’t? WOW SHOCKING I KNOW. 

Now I don’t know what high school was like for everyone else but for me it was fucking hell. During my senior year in high school i had over 3 hours worth of homework everyday. I get off school at 8 pm because of after school extra classes. I get home at around 9:30 and shower and it’s already 11. Well better do my homework if I want to pass this class!!! Time sure does fly when I do homework because wow it’s 3 am already. Time to finally sleep because wow humans need to sleep to have a healthy mind???? And then DING it’s 6am better wake up for school to start this routine all over again for the next 10 months. Over the span of my high school life I had over 10 emotional break downs and depression because of school. Shocking right? School can actually make some people sad and angry.

How the fuck would you feel if you were crammed in a classroom with over 40 students learning the same thing except you couldn’t understand shit so you had to study extra hard and spend more time on your homework than everyone else? Terrible right. Not everybody breezed thru school like you did. 

School is different for everybody and everybody’s stress levels are different. Some schools give a fuck ton of homework while some don’t. Some people had fun in school and some didn’t. And I don’t know if you’ve ever thought about it like this but some people actually work after school. Wow students making a living to support their family that’s fucking crazy I didn’t even know that was possible. And don’t even get me started on AP students.

Jfc our ancestors beat up bears and dinosaurs at the crack of dawn,” Are you seriously comparing us to our ancestors which we had nothing to do with? WHO GIVES A SHIT. DID THEY HAVE OVER 8 HOURS OF SCHOOL? NO. DID THEY HAVE THE STRESS OF NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO FOR YOUR FUTURE? PROBABLY. BUT IT DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT WE WORKED HARDER THAN THEM, WE HAVE A TOUGHER LIFE, ADULTS EXPECT US TO AMOUNT TO SOMETHING BUT WILL WE? WE DON’T KNOW. WE HAVE MORE STRESS ON OUR MINDS THAN A PSYCHOPATH WITH A MENTAL DISORDER. AND YET WE’RE STILL LIVING, BREATHING AND WORKING HARD SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GOING TO BED AT A REASONABLE HOUR BECAUSE WE FUCKING CAN’T.

HOLY SHIT THANK YOU
thank you SO MUCH //applause

ALSO DINOSAURS WERE LONG EXTINCT BEFORE HUMANS EXSISTED

"our ancestors beat up dinosaurs at the crack of dawn" lol ok

Just gonna add that being a chronic insomniac+school was HELL.

Posted 17 hours ago

VERSION 6.  UPDATED BRIDGE.  BETTER MASTERING.  AWWWW YISS.

Posted 18 hours ago

drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

Posted 18 hours ago
deladaily:

obama gundam

deladaily:

obama gundam

Posted 18 hours ago

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago
drugs are pretty good you know, you should smoke weed erryday erryday and maybe a couple lines'a coke every few weeks
Anonymous asked

straaya:

Lines of coke every few weeks??
???????????????????
What about everyday????

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

pierregrassou:

A collection of robots saying “f**k this sh*t”

Posted 19 hours ago

the-social-recluse:

universe—cosmos:

Imagine how it would look if the Orion nebula is only four light years away - the distance the nearest star is to us, instead of 1,300 light years. It would be so bright that we wouldn’t be aware of the dark sky. We wouldn’t see other stars. The whole world would be the Orion nebula and the sun.

-The Universe 2x14: Nebulas

Inspiration.  Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Posted 19 hours ago

throughthexhole:

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

Space Jam 2 is looking great

Posted 19 hours ago

scolipede:

When your opponent uses explosion and your Pokémon endure the hit

image

Posted 19 hours ago

maslab:

serenity2132:

the-goddamazon:

jenari:

hobojoe007:

Mind=Blown

How have I grown up watching these movies, for some 30+ years and not pondered this…..

True. If they actually played their hand properly the fucking credits would have been rolling twenty minutes in.

If anyone’s read the Thrawn trilogy, you’d see how even a battered and wrecked Imperial force can hold their own against overwhelming odds.

Also, Mith’rwa’nuruodo is a fucking badass.

Remember also that most Stormtroopers by this time are just scrubs that volunteered or were conscripted into work. The ones that had the highest levels of competence were original clones in the 501st, Vader’s personal Stormtrooper division. You know, the ones that were there when Leia was captured and with him during the Hoth invasion.

Posted 19 hours ago

digital-art-archive:

Macragge’s Honour by Dan Abnett and Neil Roberts